Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day.

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Thank God you know that I'm always right. Thanks for letting me be me. We have gone through so much. When this is all said and done, we know we can make it through anything and come out even better. I love you even tho I act like a brat. All the time.

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

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