Hahahahhaha

ha!

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean ... And by take care I mean...

Bitch

Mommy when I grow up I want to be a total bitch just like you

Bitch you need to hibernate! — eCards Funny Inc. #beautysleepfunnyecard #uglypeoplefunnyecard

Reminds me of someone

Funny because I'm sure that's what people are thinking about *me* sometimes too! :P

This is funny because it's true!

You know who you are!

Blunt cards Ecards Funny

Yep.

So true

Funny

My scale is trying to make me feel fat again. Jealous lying whore.

True!

I know I'm probably a terrible person for saying so.. But I do.. Not everyone but For the most part, yeah.

#truth

Haha