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    Hahahahhaha

    I love from afar. It's generally MUCH easier from a great distance. Look, I learned from my Mother - don't you judge me! .... yes, totally kidding.. & totally hating how utterly impossible it is, at times such as these, to convey sarcasm over the interwebs. I use emoticons so much sometimes I get on my own nerves. So. No winky, smiley faces.

    I don't mean to be rude, but fuck you and shut up. -- How I feel when someone tells me to stop worrying about not having a baby yet #infertility

    so true

    100% me!! I do this all the time!!

    lol

    Ecards

    Mommy when I grow up I want to be a total bitch just like you

    Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean ... And by take care I mean...

    The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.

    Your posts are so fascinating. How did you learn to say, "I want attention" in so many different ways? | #someecards #facebook

    OMG-this is the most fitting ecard for a certain few. Couldn't have said it better myself

    Funny Reminders Ecard: TOO BAD BITCHING DOESN'T BURN CALORIES.

    ahaha yep!

    I'm worried that my latest Salvation Army donation will result in homeless people looking like sluts from the 90s. hahaha....SO TRUE!

    Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.

    Ummm...

    Bitch

    Yep

    leader of the pack quote. Great motivation when feeling like a lone wolf. #undonestar

    ha!