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Dear crafty people, Rap lyrics as cross stitch could be epic win. madamethursday: “ [Image: A needlepoint circle flourished with flowers and a stem with the words in red thread: “y’all.

Shawn Spencer Is My Spirit Animal

Shawn Spencer Is My Spirit Animal

Identifyingë_your spirit animal is essential to a life well lived. And if you've accepted Shawn Spencerë_as your spirit animal, you are amongst some of the most privileged people on the planet.

Couldn't be more accurate...

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Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

Pepsi is not ok.

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Repeat after me: Diet Pepsi is NOT an acceptable substitute for Diet Coke! Diet Pepsi is NEVER OK! Gimme my Diet Coke!

bahaha human elf on the shelf funny

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.