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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces, but even more skill to break both feet when doing so.

I am not anxious. I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Nursing eCard: I am not anxious, I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. SO TRUE

Tooooootally!!

35 Magical Moments Captured With A Camera

I bask in your warmth and I dance in your heat. Your music runs down my spine to the soul of my feet. I'm light as a feather when you sing your song. You Pierce my heart, I got an ache and a long.in'.

I have to put make-up, a bra andddd pants on? I'm not going. | Cry For Help Ecard

This is so me, most days.I have to put make-up, a bra andddd pants on? I'm not going.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: That moment when you refuse to check your bank account because you don't want to see how much money you don't have.

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..-ahh damn! She's under a blanket!"

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket!" So true and so funny!

...not just me!...yea!...

"Look at my bruise! How did I do that? "Oh yeh, well look at this bruise!" "How did you do that!

My plans in the morning... - The Meta Picture

My plans in the morning…

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