The Breakfast Club. "So it's sorta social. Sad and demented. But social." "I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts." "Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underpants." "But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain......and and athlete....and a basket case......a princess........and a criminal. Does that answer your question?.....Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."