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I may appear harmless.but inside I'm completely badass. {Oh yeah! love this card!

@Chelsea Peterson how did that work out for ya?

I don't want to sound like a badass but...

TECH HUMOR: I don't want to sound like a badass; but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done.

Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done. Yes. Yes I do!

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

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Reminds me of my personal motto: Better to be a smartass than a dumbass!

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That's why I have them in the middle of the night while everyone's asleep. Ha ha!

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve! My life this semester.

Haha we were just talking about this yesterday, definitely using this comeback from now on!!

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes."Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT!-- when do ya wanna meet up?

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Don't worry your best friends will out live your husbands! This is us in 50 years girls!

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