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But inevitably the people who think they have their shit together but don't would ruin it for everyone who really does.

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

so THE truth!!

I think that goes for really anything, not just parenthood. parents call your name from distant room; friend asks the same question for the millionth time, all "for fuck's sake" moments

In my case, it's putting stuff in a bag which is then stuffed into my laundry room for months until I clean that room out.

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Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

Some days lol

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Solution

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

Being an adult

After giving it a lot of thought // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - So true!

Car vs. Tree Branch.  Guess which one won?  Fuck that shit!

wtf: " fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"

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Ohhhh talking to....??? Whoehaha it's me .....♡

I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face.or pull my sleeve up and punch myself in the boob.

Fun day!

I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today!

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Everything plate and screw will confuse the hell out of the x-ray technician or potentially scare airport security.

See Jeff Dunham live at the Cape Cod Melody Tent on Sept. 1 and South Shore Music Circus Sept.

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