I lived through being sick with salmonella once in Tanzania with no electricity and not a drop of water anywhere, i'll take my chances in the land of the obscenely plentiful. I M Eating, Raw Cookie Dough, My Life, Baking Humor, Being Sick Humor, Cookie Dough Cake, Funny Baking Quotes, Cake Batter
haha! so true! reminds me of something you would tweet about @Dee Brun
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LOL meme funny someecards
So ducking true!
Story of my life
my life lol
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My life in a nutshell. HAHA!
omg this is my life. so sad.
hahaha i love single life
Why is this so funny?
yup. totally me. :P
haha girl problems
I love food! :)
so sad, so true
My life story
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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills". Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
I think this makes me laugh so hard because I say it out loud and do the "finger air quotes" LOL
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more often than not...
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Memory and friendship- My friend Amy and I share many of the best memories of my life. I will count on her to remember when I have forgotten.
I just ran into this problem today! My best friend remembered the set up of one of my old houses better than I did.
Memory and friendship. So true... I have the worst memory, but doesn't matter as long as my friends remember for me.
My best friends, who I've known my whole life, remember more things I did when I was a kid than I do
Best friends. @Erin Drake I feel like this goes both ways. We're always forgetting something the other remembers. Mostly you though! ;)
My best friend remembers my childhood better than I do.
Its true. #friendship #ecards
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Never, in my life, have I actually read them. Ok, maybe once.
so true! I've yet to see one open to negotiation
RIGHT!! gah READ the damn thing please ppl!!
Nobody reads those things.....
Hahah isn't this so true?!
Definitely so true...
Haaaaa, so true
so true. bah!
i might need help
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I have an eating disorder, I'm about to ear dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets
i have an eating disorder i'm about to eat dis order of fries dis order of wings and dis order of nuggets. @Kelly Martin and all on the drive back home- evidence, gone!
Eating disorder. this is so dumb but I cannot stop laughing about it. I keep reading it outloud and it keeps getting funnier!!
Dont use the image..but you could adapt the line to "We have an eating disorder. We're about to eat dis order of 5 Tuck Shop Pies"
Bahahahahahahaha #funny #hilarious #laughing #ecard #humor #joke
Bahahahahahahaha - eating disorder! Lol #humor #ecards #funny
#EatingDisorder #LOL! Dis order...
I used to be scared to talk to hot guys but then I realized two important facts: 1 I may be so nervous I lose my ability to form coherent sentences or have a real conversation and 2 he may not be bright enough to understand complete sentences. ;) OH!!! YAH!!!! Me and that hot guy over there are SOOO getting together!! Te he he
exactly...I couldn't have said it better myself. Lol
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*sigh* So true. That's exactly what I'm thinking when I'm trying to flirt.
If there was an ever an e card for me...this is it!!
bet you cant handle the other stuff too ;)
not so true anymore...but still funny
ha ha ha. This just made me laugh.
Disney World anyone? ;)
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Two Things I Know For Certain In My Life: 1) I Have Big Boobs and 2) My Taste In Music Is Wonderful!
This should be on a t-shirt. Two things I know for certain in my life. 1. I have big boobs. 2. My taste in music is wonderful.
Hahaha usually I wouldn't post thing like this. But it made me laugh
There is literally no greater truth than this in my life.
HAHAHA sorry but this just makes me giggle
SO true. Except for the big boobs thing.
Two things I know for certain in my life
Minus the boobs... #ecards #funny
True story of my life :)
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so me...not so funny sometimes...but better to laugh than cry...
Not really me, but that's so funny!
This isn't me but it is so funny!
THIS IS SO FUNNY (and true)!!
So funny cause it's so true!
hahaha So funny!!
This is so funny
lol so funny
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Well said. Totally saw a lady at the diner last night that appeared to NOT be wearing bottoms. AT ALL. O.o
Lol!! Don't girls get that tight short shorts are not flattering?!LOL thought you would like this
LOL Well said, and this from a girl who loves her short shorts! Just not THAT short! Lol
YES PLEASE!! Tired of seeing people with such short shorts.
I just died laughing . . . but agree!
You know your getting older...
call me old fashioned then XD
Dress code for life
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
The perfect description of my (very messy) bedroom.
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It's Not a Mess Cream Throw Pillow.. that will be my replay when it comes to my curly hair:)
It's Not a Mess Cream Throw Pillow - I need this!! LOL
""It's Not A Mess"" Decorative Throw Pillow
It's Not a Mess Burlap Throw Pillow
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln - my mom was awesome and she taught me to know and love Jehovah God!
We love this quote from Abraham Lincoln about his mother! The quote inspires moms everywhere.
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln #truth
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
#Truth perfect for Mother's Day
i see those oenis enlargement pills are working, youre a bigger dick today then you were yesterday.
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Ha ha ha...This is great!!! I see those penis enlargement pills are working,...
/ I see those penis enlargement pills are working,... on imgfave
can't wait to use this line on someone - so funny!
i'd love to say this to some people!
Penis enlargement pills!!!! HAHAHAHA
Enlarging pills do you good dickhead
penis enlarging pills
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Funny Ecards – Every woman’s dream
And here lie the facts...
fat girl status hahaha
so funny, and true!
Story of my life!!
HAHA! so true!
I love food
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Ahahahaha. Yes I might be a lot of things you call me but its not an insult if its true =) its simply something Im working on.
I tell this to a guy at work all the time. Not in these exact words but pretty damn close! It's so funny to find an ecard with it!
Need to remember this one for the next time the "father"-in-law tries to make me feel 2 inches tall...
Omgosh exactly! Way to try to insult me by saying I need beauty sleep. Hahaha im not going to stoop to your lvl of pathetic high school insults
"i'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, i must first value your opinion ... nice try though"
Oh how this applies to so many people these days. Guess you can never escape the high school immaturity.
Unsolicited opinions. For times you don't care what people think, but they tell you anyway. Supported by: http://studio99net.net/
If you don't know the type of person I am, then your opinion of me means nothing to me. Nice try though!
My wife should say this to me all the time lol.
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so true with a few people i know..... Oh, i'm sorry... did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? #funny #quotes
Oh, i'm sorry... did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? #quotes #petpeeve
I put this under "Funny Stuff", but, in reality, this is a major pet peeve of mine
I have to learn to take this off my pet peeve list and just laugh it off
BIGGEST PET PEEVE. INTERRUPTING. UGH. Thank You eCards.
Funny...interruption s humor talking life quotes
These eCard things are my life in a nut shell.
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
one of my biggest pet peeves... So true!
Baha! That's right!
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I have had several instances where my 5 siblings ease drop on me and my best friend, my 11 year old little brother thought we were a Brittish talk radio show. He ain't smart sometimes.
I feel this way about the phone conversations I have with my best friend.
Sounds like my friend Janette and I. And me and my sister! Lol
This is true! haha i feel this way with my best friend
this is the story of my life. and my sisters.
my best friend and i.....it happens.
@Victoria Muckerson WE ARE SO FUNNY.
Totally me n my friends
Me And My Bestfriend !
If only people on Facebook would understand. I do not need a play-by-play of your day or who did what to you. Come on people, use some common sense. Nobody needs to know that you are once again, driving to the store or that your best friend went out with another friend of theirs and not you. Get over it!
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This is so true for a few select people on my facebook! We don't need an update of every meal you eat, everything your child says/does, every time you get in the car and go somewhere. STOP
SO TRUE! stop with the quotes and life stories people! Buy diaries and write TO YOURSELF! :-)
So true.. People, quit doin' ya laundry on facebook. Pah-lease & Thank You.
Facebook. Some people need to take this as a hint
these always make me laugh!
Facebook ecard. Haha
Facebook, so true!
Happens to me ALL the time