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And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. Although I often fail.

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

THANK GOD, there is no proof.and most of the witnesses are getting too old to remember.or are they.or is there no proof!

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ... / Funny!

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasam.

Indeed.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. -this is why I'm stupid and wear the stuff I don't really like

True...or I just wash it and pray to the wash gods that they have mercy on it...this one time! lol

or I just wash it and pray to the wash gods that they have mercy on it.this one time!

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Free, Confession Ecard: When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

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