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Ha! Or Vodka Low Light!!!
This is so funny!
love the weekends!
check liver light
Funny Friendship Ecard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'. I miss you Nicky :(
Love these, and I remember my mom saying so many of them...lol
I confess - I am the first one - PRIMARLY because they set the danged decorations up in the middle of summer.
Which is why I responded with "I don't need luck" to your "Good Luck" when I walked out of our home and out on you. If you really had cared for me, you would have never cheated. #cheaters #heartbroken
Target! You do this to me EVERY time! But I still love you.
You don’t understand mom - Lizzie (But, Sweetie, if you have light up shoes on your feet the police will be able to find you when it is dark!!) - Mom But mom, I will be so fast they wont see me- Sincerely, your light up shoes deprived kid
This is a fandom reference. But it is a very carroty fandom reference. Therefore if you say this you are a carrot. Which completely contradicts the actual picture. What just happened
I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
Now I'm too scared to check.
Oh dear parenting gone wrong
Tears are rolling down my face at photo #3. HILARIOUS.