I hate the phrase 'kids will be kids' I think it should be replaced with bad parenting results in assholes
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Bad parents and bad kids go hand in hand. It's a simple equation, really.
Bad parents and bad kids go hand in hand.
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It's not always sunshine & roses....
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Parenting: I Quit article.... this is soo hilarious. the sketches are so funny! BWHAHAHAHAHA this is some fucking ass funny shit. I love my kid. But his is spot on on SOME days. I just LOVE being a mom, you just have to have fun with it. B can drive me up the walls but he is such and amazing little intelligent bugger.....I'm fascinated everyday....that smartass mouth= me......that thinking brain=J lol Bitch please don't come in my way about my kid.
Reminds me of James! 'You not my friend!'..... No, I'm you Mom! Where did those years go??
You're not alone, Crappy Mama-this is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile!
"Parenting: I Quit " Another mom whining about how much kids suck.
Parenting - I Quit (every mom thinks this at some point)
Mom's who can't relate are living a lie.
Pretty sure my mom has considered this.
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I usually don't post things like this - and this is slightly toeing the line - but really and truly...too funny - and totally something The Man Beast would say to the boy!
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Frackin perfect! epic dad dating advice | Demotivational Pics | Funnyism Funny Pictures
Go ahead, make me giggle! / HAHAHA I can only guess what dad is talking about
Epic dad just epic. This made me laugh harder than it should
Dad, how do I get the girls to like me? #Humor #Funny PMSL
Epic Dad haha funny @Lydia Blair @Lorianne Hearn
Adam Sandler Doesn't Beat His Kids...this is laugh out loud funny!!!
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Adam Sandler Doesn't Beat His Kids...lmao that is funny!
Adam Sandler Doesn't Beat His Kids.. This is awesome!
Adam Sandler Doesn't Beat His Kids... Cuz he's genius
Adam Sandler Doesn't Beat His Kids. BEST THING EVER.
Adam Sandler Doesn't Beat His Kids ahahahahah
adam sandler actually saying something funny.
Adam Sandler on beating his kids...LOL
parenting 101... true fact, a slow low voice makes the other person have to stop dominating the conversation & listen closely.
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parenting 101 .....my dad did this.....way more intimidating!
haha i remember this from my childhood!!! so true! it works
It worked for my dad... it could work for you too! LOL
Really! This is actually really good parenting advice.
Parenting 101 - maybe I'll give this a shot???!!!
parenting 101. IT works great! :)
Haha...that's so funny!
I can barely laugh, I'm so appalled
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This photo was taken in front of a Walmart in Gardendale, Alabama. Look closely at how they made the tank top! The most creative (and strange) use of men's briefs I have ever seen! haha! Things like this make me laugh at being from the South. ;-) Gotta love the rednecks!
redneck tank top - made out of men's underwear -hahahahahaha i could laugh forever!!
Redneck tank top - Lmao.. If nothing else, rednecks are very creative
OMG!! Redneck tank top... i just laughed at this so hard!
redneck tank top - made out of men's underwear -
Redneck tank top. Laughed so hard I cried.
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another reason i will never have kids, is because i would teach them to say something like this... sarcasm runs in my blood lol
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This is the kind of stuff I started teaching my little brother at a very young age and now he's awesome!
That's all well and good until he figures it out in fifth period and beats the ever living shit out of me on the way home.
BULLY BURN: I can't stop laughing. No seriously ... I couldn't decide what board to pin this too, as it is words of wisdom ... But I think I could unfortunately take this as parenting advice as well. Ha.
I wish I thought of something this good when I was in school. File under future reference if I have kids. Awesome.
So inappropriate, but so funny! At what age can I teach my kids to use this line? bahahahahah kidding!
I don't know why, but this made me think of you @Kelly Virginia. I can see you telling the boys this.
So inappropriate, but so funny! At what age can I teach my kids to use this line? bahahahahah kidding!
If my daughter ever has a bully which i doubt she will but if so im sure my husband would have no problem going to school with her
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Funny Pictures: Your father says he’ll stop wearing his pants like that when you do. | Useless Humor
Nothing I find more unattractive than baggy pants around the knees....until this lovely gem which made me laugh out loud.
HUMOROUS MOMENT OF THE WEEK >> "Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do." ..FROM THE BOARD, A MERRY HEART DOES GOOD, LIKE MEDICINE...
I don't care if you're five or fifty, wearing pants at your knees is the most disgusting thing to me. Someone should be appointed to carry around a huge fly swatter, and when they see someone with those stupid pants, they should just swat them hard on the back of the knees. I'll be the first one to sign up.
I may be a bit judgmental but I think the baggy pants show your underwear, walk with your knees together so your pants won't fall down thing is GROSS and just plain stupid.
too funny // only thing funnier is Noah with pants down to ankles on the way to the love pad.
Role reversal ~ like son, like father ...this time around! giggles
now that's some funny stuff!!
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i'll have to try this out...she already asks why I do things and I say, because I'm your mom...it's my job. This answer would be, because your room is a mess and I thought it would be funny! <3 u Kenna! lol
I thought this was a good idea until I realized a clever kid (and most are clever enough for this) will tear the room apart to find the money and forget the cleaning part.
Wonder how that would actually work. I imagine my kids tearing their room completely up to find the $ and making it worse. But it is funny.
I'd be the mom who sends this text, but never actually hid any money in the room and when the kid complains that his room is clean but couldn't find it I would go tell him it's in the kitchen in a drawer or something.
I feel like I would be this mom only so I could laugh at my kids. Lol
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Good Idea to make your kids clean there room
Now THAT'S funny
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Laughing so hard. I can't wait to be an elementary school teacher. I kind of hope my students have this kind of sense of humor.
Funny student answers. For all those teachers that I know... I laughed my butt off at this and I hope you giggle too!!! (Valerie)
So funny! Pics of some student work. This isn't teacher ideas...but I look forward to becoming a teacher! LOL
Laughing so hard right now. Pretty sure the test with Jesus is from one of my teachers I had in high school.....
So funny! Pics of some student work. So funny! I liked the cause: piano effect: nerd one.. Haha kids :)
Funny stuff - if i were to become a teacher i would wish for students like these haha!!
LMAO - How can primary schools teachers not die laughing with stuff like this!
So funny! Pics of some student work. This is why I want to be a teacher!
so funny kids are cute poor teachers
THis made me think of my brother's teenagers. Love the 3 of them all the same though
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I love my children dearly, but sometimes on the bad days.....
A CUP OF JO: Made me laugh. Lol not yet but soon
I have a feeling that this will be me someday XD
Made me laugh. #motherhood #quote
Funny parenting comic 😄
Lol. I love my kids.
In my dreams
Well played, Dad.
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These parents who are planning for the future. | 24 People Who Are Really Nailing This Parenting Thing. great for a giggle
Too funny deff want to do one of theseto my future kids!!! These parents who are planning for the future.
Well played, Dad. -- probably going to steal this idea when my kid is older lol not gunna lie
I am dying laughing. :) ...Well played, Dad. -- I HAVE to remember this when I have kids.
This link has some pretty funny examples of parenting ideas.
this is too funny. good idea for embarrassing your kids!
A++ parenting. Hahahaha! Laughed out loud. So funny!
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I totally tell my son this!! He even says, "Darn they're out of ice cream, they are playing the song!" I am a terrible parent.
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So funny! Our oldest called it the singing truck. I think she was 7 before she discovered there was ice cream inside.
i told the kids the ice cream truck was a music truck that just played nice music for us to hear....they are on to my game these days
My parents tried to get away with telling me it was a music truck. It just drove around playing music for everyone to enjoy. Then I learned the truth when I saw kids line up and get ice cream from it. I can't imagine I was very happy when I found this out. Hey Emily It worked great for a few years. Love, Mom
When I was little my dad had me convinced that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out. Well played Dad, well played.
I absolutely trained my kids that the ice cream truck was a "music truck"! "Kids, go listen at the window - the music truck is coming!"
Poor kid. We didn't even have an ice cream truck in my town
Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out.
A really good idea!!
So wrong, but still funny!
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Haha so true :) I wish I got paid what daycare/preschools rake in but until then I suppose my kids hugs and smiles will be my paycheck.
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Hunger Games Humor - One day when the kids are older they will realize that their mom had a sick sense of humor. Too funny though.
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Lol Ikr. I also homeschool two of my children, keep my house clean with kids underfoot messing things up all day since they're not off in daycare, I workout every day, and I always wear real clothes and do my hair and makeup daily. How shocking.
Funny thing is I've actually said this to a kid haha @Katherine Chanel
I laughed, I couldn't help it....one of my favorite quotes.
Hahahahaha!! I can't stop laughing! So funny!
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A time out? No, no... it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. ---- some ecards. humor. funny. kids. child. parenting. good old fashion spanking.
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funny thing , i swear this is me when i have kids. they always say go ahead you'll get introuble for spanking your kids these days.
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That's how we do it. I was getting my oil changed at Wal-Mart one day and this guy commented on well behaved my kids were. (I wanted to laugh, but I said thank you.) He asked if we spanked our kids and I hesitantly replied "yes". He said it was very apparent because of how well behaved my kids were compared to the other kids running wild and he wished more parents would spank their kids because talking and time outs do no good. I couldn't agree more and I felt very proud that day.
couldn't decide if I should pin it to funnies or kids stuff....
Too funny! This is how it was when I was a kid
Spanking quote- Dying laughing right now!
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Hahahahahahhahahah! I can't stop laughing!
This bad, but I can't stop laughing.
Hahahaha can't stop laughing
OMG! Can't stop laughing!!
I can't stop laughing!!!!!
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Ugly baby humor! LOL
O my word
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Parenting done right. If I ever have a kid, I'm so doing this. @kristenslagle!!!!!!!! Remember when we thought to fake british accents to fool the freshmen?lol
Too funny. Before I saw this, I already thought it would be perfectly charming to fake a British accent as I raise my children to see if they would come to possess my #1 favorite accent!
I am totally doing this when I have a kid... on another note how funny would it be when you l=go somewhere new where no one knows who you are and start a conversation with someone and talk in a British accent so they will think you have lived somewhere awesome when in reality its just Illinois (ex. Dauphin Island )
Wish I'd thought of it and practiced a British accent years earlier. Of course, since Doctor Who, my kids sometimes spontaneously break out into the accent. :D
Parenting done right. Oh my God! This is awesome! busted out laughing at this one!
@Angela Gray Chowen your kids will have a British accent from Dillon.. o.O lol
The only good thing about raising kids. You can change their nationalities.
this is hilariously effed up....I will be giggling about this all day
HAHAHA.... funny stuff!
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Parenting.. Sounds like something my dad would say
my dad would say something like this. smartass
Dad At Its Best this made me laugh so hard
i swear my dad would do this
HAHAHA! That is hilarious!