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I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really. mcleanjm

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thing people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thing. It's a public service really. SO true!

For anyone that's ever worked customer service :)

This sums up my day at work today. Thank God for that count to ten thing.

I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk and chase each other around the yard. It's called...wait for it... ...Hash Tag.

I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk and chase each other around the yard.wait for it.

I should just start handing out potted plants to certain people!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: People like you should be mandated to carry around potted plants, solely to replace the oxygen you waste.

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size had to be fair.

Funny Confession Ecard: Note to Self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Funny Confession Ecard: Note to Self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid. gotta remember that.

AMEN!

Chicken and Broccoli Alfredo Casserole

Funny pictures about I want to like people. Oh, and cool pics about I want to like people. Also, I want to like people.

All of your FB statuses say everyone causes drama in your life.  Clearly everyone else is the problem.  Seriously, there's not a chance in hell it's you.

Blog post 165/366: And they couldn’t wait a week…

All of your FB statuses say everyone causes drama in your life. Clearly everyone else is the problem. Seriously, there's not a chance in hell it's you.

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