Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine tonight. It didn't go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot I was even cooking...

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine tonight. It didn't go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot I was even cooking...

 I'm pretty sure pajamas are a requirement at Wal-Mart. I never follow the rules!

I'm pretty sure pajamas are a requirement at Wal-Mart. I never follow the rules!

I skip Black Friday because of my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.

Black Friday

Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. For example, a box of raisins.

Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. For example, a box of raisins.

Ships Free! In Stock. Ships in 1-2 days. If you're having a really good night, it's usually a late night. You can sleep when you're dead. - Poster Size: 12" x 18" - Printed on heavyweight (216 gsm) po

No One Looks Back At Their Life And Rembers Poster

Ships Free! In Stock. Ships in 1-2 days. If you're having a really good night, it's usually a late night. You can sleep when you're dead. - Poster Size: 12" x 18" - Printed on heavyweight (216 gsm) po

I’m looking at you, two-year-olds. P.S. More comics.

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