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    40 degrees this morning. 70 degrees later. Thanks Mother Nature. I love standing in my closet staring at sandals & sweaters as if at a roulette wheel.

    I think that all the time!

    It happens all the time!

    I do this all the time.

    Adult life.


    I love Jesus, but I cuss a little.

    All. The. Time.

    Bang. I'm awesome bitches. Write that down.

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    Ecard - Best Friend lol just NO either ur my bff ur not #realbestfriends

    Beyond true!

    Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness.



    this is disgustingly hilarious. :)


    Rottenecards - I'll be happy to let you speak to my supervisor... Just give me a moment to tell him what an asshole you are.

    My daily dilemma.

    So true!!


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