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That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their…

That is where my mom and dad went right....With my older brother and sister. I don't know what happened to me. They apparently didn't like it and had my cute little brother just to make up for me. Thanks parents. Thanks.

Free and Funny Family Ecard: No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer. maybe not so much with a hammer but they will feel it!

Ain't this the truth ;)!!  You know you're a mom when you've been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

Funny Family Ecard: You know you're a mom when you've been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work 365 days a year with no sick days, lunch breaks, vacation time or adult interaction. Tell me again why being a SAHM isn't a real job.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

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When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist.' It's actually a bargain.

This is the truest thing ever.  Ever.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

Every mom should read this! Especially on those days when you feel like you are doing nothing right. :)

"Momastery is a place to practice living bigger, bolder, and truer on this Earth. It’s a place to practice disagreeing with love and respect. It’s a place to remember what you already know: that Love Wins and that We Can Do Hard Things.

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