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At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Rijk leven

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Hah! Yeah

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

betty white. @Meghan McPherson, bahah "he can't grow a pair, so I'm going to let him borrow mine"

I love you, Betty White. My hero. I wanna be Betty White when I grow up Betty should be the ambassador for the Internet

men are dumb | The male race is dumb .... to wrap this statement up without name ...

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

@Kelsey Powers  - This made me think of you!!! Sounds like something we'd say to each other..

I can feel the love! I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care bear? I'd fight fight one of those sonsabitches for you

Tee hee

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Probably. But the people at my nail salon are always so nice and usually don't talk in another language around customers.

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

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