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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.
this is true e-card-humor haha jessica this made me think of you!
hahahaha!!! this made me laugh!!
Hot mess! Story of my life.
A hot mess. Truth.
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Trust me you can dance : vodka : quotes and sayings put this by the dance floor
"Trust me, you can dance." - Vodka You can always TRUST Vodka!! :)
"trust me, you can dance" - vodka hahahahahah story of my life
"trust me, you can dance" - vodka. Bahahaa vodka lies to me
"Trust me, you can dance" -vodka says... So true lol
Trust me you can dance : vodka : quotes and sayings
"Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka" #funny #quote
Trust me you can dance....Vodka. My life story.
That right there is funny stuff!!
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lol so my life summed up into one silly ecard.
haha So true, tea is so boring & conservative.
I'm your shot of Jack Daniel's :)
Must be the Irish girl in meee
I'll be your Jack Daniels :)
Jack Daniel's that is.....
Jack Daniels FTW!
Oh hells yeah!
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Money cant buy happiness...Target Ecard
Ah, my happy place! makes-me-laugh
True story! @Catherine Buchanan
Giggles. Who doesn't ❤ Target?
Target>Wal-Mart True story!
too true story of my life!
Art Target :) funny-stuff
True story! Hahaha
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I tell my husband this all the time! If they don't wanna see it stop lookin in my house!!! :p
this is my husbands philosophy... if you don't want to see me naked, don't look in my house
I grew up without blinds in my house, this was what I said all the time haha
I say almost this all the time. My house, keep your peeps out of it!
Seriously, this is so funny and the story of my life. HA.
Lmao... This is totally me!!!
Now that's sum funny shit!
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My big mouth gets me in trouble.. A lot. #MyLife http://media-cache3.pinterest.com/upload/169096160978909257_eFXDExeE_f.jpg callalilyves ecards
the story of my life. Yep, everything ive ever got in trouble for-people don't like the truth lol
So true with me and my clan! I don't care. I speak truth. 😏
Story of my life! If you don't want the truth, don't ask me.
story of my life.//sometimes the truth hurts
story of my life... This is totally me! Lol
My life summed up in an e-card
story of my life. Big mouth.
So true! Story of my life!!
Story of my life
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5 shots,%2. @Becky Hui Chan Macke
This is sooo true for me and my friends!
My life with my friends. . ;)
Hahaha all of my friends!!!
My husband in a E card!
Haha so true!!!
Haha! So true
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True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!
True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
When my underwear matches...so true. Haha, it's the little things in life to make ya smile
True story! Oh and if my bra and underwear match...well, watch out world!!
True story! It's the little things in life!
It's the little things....... True story
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I do this ^^True story
All of the above please
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Add beer and this is definitely correct. *I figure you would appreciate the comment so I left it.
After you smoke a blunt, here's how to use all five things. You'll need extra ingredient's plus a family sized bag of Chili cheese cornchips. Eat the chocolate while you wait:) Do have a sober friend heat several hard taco shells in the oven. Brown some ground turkey, Now mix in butter, cheese, & crisp bacon into the turkey. Last Cook some egg's sunny side up. fill concoction into taco top with egg. Pour vodka over ice with Cherry Pepsi to chase:)
Most things can be improved by one of five things: bacon, cheese, chocolate, butter or vodka.
Switch the Butter and Vodka with Dr. Pepper and Blue Moon and we are good to go!!! ;)
Yep. That pretty much sums it up...well and beer, don't forget the beer and wine!
this is pretty accurate... om nom nom...they need to add wine too though!
Yep. That pretty much sums it up...well and beer, don't forget the beer.
Yes Bacon and Cheese! My two favorite foods. Put them on everything!
That pretty much sums it up...well and beer, don't forget the beer.
Well played tequila. Well played.
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my friday saturday and sunday mornings for the next four years...
i got a feelin this will be come sunday morning...
My typical Saturday/Sunday morning
Typical Sunday Morning
My Sunday mornings...
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Funny Sports Ecard: Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls get bigger diamonds!
hahaha (I SOOOO love love love college football!!!!!!!)
football & diamonds...Where's my bigger diamond LOL
Wait...What? Where's my big diamonds?!?
Football girl :) haha bigger diamonds!!
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i really need to stop saying ," How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.
Yup. Benefits me, but though, so... but starting to feel a little sorry for how naive and gullible this person truly is.
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I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.
Why is it that I think of my sister when I read things like this? Perhaps because I love her sense of humor? Or because I know she deals with New York State on a regular basis! LOL
Seriously! And I see you still can't comprehend what superseded means. But your like 80 and bipolar so I'll cut you some slack. Dumbass.
I really need to stop saying, How stupid can you be? Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.
I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge. | eCards
'I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.' hahahaha yep thats me.. trying to live up to your standerds :) JK
And by little I mean big, and by drinky drink I mean straight vodka or whiskey, whichever is available, I'm not picky.
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I don't know why, but, I laughed so hard I snorted when I read this!
hahah yesssssss pleaseeeee
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I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. | College Ecard | someecards.com
story of my life. Not working on graduate degree but I did work hard on a bachelors degree and love my job but would chose stay at home mom if given the opportunity!
Haha story of my life! But back to college for the 34675336x in the fall again! Party time over!
Hahaha.... but seriously I want that. Forget college!
So funny!but seriously story of my life!
story of my life but seriously
That's the plan Stan.
life motto haha
LOL, erasing all those plans now
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Free, Confession Ecard: I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. | Confession Ecard
My spontaneity is not only charming, it's criminal genius #funny #quotes #ecards
I don't like making plans... E Card
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great friend at work ecard
The most truthful ecard ever.
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Another year of no Financial Aid. Thats what you get when your white, parents are still married, and your dad actually does shit for a living.... | College Ecard | someecards.com
Funny College Ecard: Another year of no Financial Aid. Thats what you get when your white, parents are still married, and your dad actually ...
The most truthful ecard ever. That's how messed up this place has gotten to be. But if my dad took pills and drew a check because his "back hurts" and I had 3 children from who knows who then I would get a full ride! Wow!!!!
story of my life!! except my parents are divorced, and my dad makes a pretty penny!
Story of my life and why my student loans are so high!!
hahahaha story of my life.
Story of my college life
Financial Aid humor
Sounds about right.