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Top 20 Funny Quotes about girls

I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

I'm sorry if I implied that you are a shitty parent. I meant to imply that you are a shitty person.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right 98% of the time. The other 2% is when I have to solve math problems.