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The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

haha exactly! don't know where it says that its other peoples jobs to judge others on their choices and life decisions haha

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!