The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids.