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Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.--- That often does it for me!

How often does this happen? What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels? And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

I'm in serious procrastination mode. Who knew there was so much to keep me occupied other than what I need to be doing.