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I scream the same way…

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

Apps on iPhone

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team. --I will never look at that the same

Especially when you have a broken down washing machine & have to haul everything to someone else's house to wash...

Also the breeze between the knees.

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

so true, and it's usually family members that do this! hahaha!

"You never really know someone until you play UNO with them and that jerk hits you with a Draw Four." Haha this is so true!

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Ummm.. No no wait... Ummm oh yeah.. I mean. Hahaha

every time but spell check is there too! thank you God for spell check

Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family.... Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones. | Cute Quotes

Free and Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family. Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones.

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