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Cannot be un-seen lol

I didn't before, but now I can't see anything else, damn it! Some things you just can't unsee!

Dems: No time for sleeping - Breaking News and Opinion on The Huffington Post

Dems: No time for sleeping - Breaking News and Opinion on The Huffington Post


That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

This needs to say, "no granny! It's g6!" in the cutest little niece voice ever!!!!!!!!!! @Pat Doolin

My dad still sings "like a cheese stick". First time i heard him sing it on a vacation i was dying laughing!

Yea, seriously. It should be like "ok prisoner #257XJ8 does the perfume make your skin itch? No? Great! NEXT!"

Why test on animals when we have pedophiles in prison? They want to scar kids for life, why not risk scarring them for life? Fair trade, I'd say.

So true

E-card: You know the feeling where you want to clean the house all day and cook a huge meal for dinner? Yeah, me either.


Or for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick period. I regularly lose them and find them after I've bought a replacement, causing an extreme surplus in chapstick.

Get it right Santa.... OR I'm leaving you carrots and water!!!! Kisses!!

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My arteries are so full of grease they are like a slip and slide.

How Are You Dealing With The Aporkalypse?

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in

Unrelated movies reduced to a sentence

Unrelated movies reduced to a sentence

10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence. Makes sense. I always thought Mrs. Doubtfire and Taken were pretty much the same movie.