More to explore:
Bill Clinton vs. Dan Quayle, after Quayle revealed that he planned to be a pit bull in the 1992 campaign against Clinton and Gore ....
Bill Clinton discussed his whole foods plant-based diet on the Ellen show. Anyone see this?
Alcibiades Vs. Pericles | The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time
Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit.
Miriam Hopkins Vs. An Anonymous Singer | The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time
Ilka Chase Vs. An Anonymous Actress | The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time
Abraham Lincoln Vs. Stephen Douglas After Douglas called him "two-faced" during a debate
Robert Benchley Vs. A Man In Uniform | The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time
Thomas Reed Vs. Henry Clay | The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time
Calvin Coolidge Vs. An Opera Singer | The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time
Abraham Lincoln Vs. A Foreign Diplomat After the diplomat found Lincoln polishing his boots in his office.
Barrymore was drunkenly urinating in the wrong bathroom, and turned to face his accuser, penis in hand.
When asked if he prayed for the Senators, Reverend Edward Everett Hale replied: "No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country." Keep praying.
The 30 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (There are 32 in the list, but I didn't think 26 or 28 were very funny at all, so I'm not counting them.)