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I usually don't post anything with, um, questionable language but had to make an exception for this one!

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

My told me she raised us to be strong and independent, but did such a good job that it ended up backfiring on her! Lol!

Free and Funny Family Ecard: I want my children to be independent, head-strong people. Just not while I am raising them!

Leftover wine

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused.what is leftover wine?

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. true story

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

Sensory Overload and Fibromyalgia #BeingFibroMom #FibroParenting http://www.beingfibromom.com/sensory-overload-and-fibromyalgia/

Sensory Overload and Fibromyalgia: The connection between sensory sensitivity and pain

true friendship So true.hahaha True So very true! So true

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Chocolate Craving - Cup of Brownie - Pin It Blog

Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!