This made me laugh actually. It's okay to have sex with something that isn't human but it's not okay to marry the one person you love ... way to go, America ... way to go!!!
Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Are you handsome?
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I have the urge to post some BS on Pinterest like "rubbing you legs in left over bacon grease will remove hair!" and see if people will actually re-pin it.
Well, it's not because I'm shy.
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.