Dear Weatherman: When I said I'd like to see 105 someday, I meant my weight. Well played, asshole.

Dear Weatherman: When I said I'd like to see 105 someday, I meant my weight. Well played, asshole.

I feel like this is nearly every story @Chrissy Huffman and I tell each other!

I feel like this is nearly every story @Chrissy Huffman and I tell each other!

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?!

Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?!

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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