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A friend told me I was delusional. I almost feel off my unicorn.btw I am a unicorn!

Unfortunately, that's about what I've been doing lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

The funny part being that this exact thing is what sometimes sends me into anxiety overload!!!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards



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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me... I'm like "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?!"

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

"It doesn’t surprise me anymore when someone says they only wear yoga pants; it surprises me when someone wears something other than yoga pants. I mean, WHY?"

7 Reasons Yoga Pants Are A Mommy Must

*Utilize the features at your disposal. Such as, unfriending people that really don’t matter to you either way. You can go as far as blocking them while you’re at it. *Relatives or clos…

2016-2021 guide for Surviving Facebook

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

i didn't make it to the gym today.. this is me man i need to do better!!.

Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.