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Juicing.

Of course I'd at Tito's since it's gluten free to make sure those healthy veggies stay healthy!

I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

So true...it's never just one!!! And Hell no we won't stay home!!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5

Hahaha!!! I love me some wine... The higher the alcohol content the better, especially when I need a little R.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

bodybuilders eat raw eggs all the time... I just chug mine with a side of raw cake.

Yep - I ate the brownie batter yesterday. Take that, salmonella!

I don't do this because it would be wrong, but it has occurred to me it would be hilarious to start something at work then watch from the side. But hilarious isn't necessarily the right choice either.

@Mayuree Leelhasuwan My mom said this is us. LOL

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me... I'm like "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?!"

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

bitch

bitch

Missouri Weather...yep!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

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