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there are really very few people, but those particular winners do add quite a bit of stress...

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He told me I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.

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Aint that the truth. I feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

lol funny-sayings

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

This is so true -- that and me NOT doing his laundry. That's when he really KNOWS I'm plotting to kill! :)

Nagging In reality: Her nagging means she cares and still has hope. Her silence means that she's been disappointed by you so often, that she knows it's useless to care. Beware the silence.

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My Doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in m life. SAME THING REALLY!

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Your Old Private Diaries vs Today's Publicly Shared Lives: Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now people put everything online and get mad when people don't read it… So true!

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Sorryi cant today funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

@Ashleigh Rotondo @Shannon Vossberg @Sommer Williams @Erin King @Heather Rodgers @Cari McKibben

Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

...what can I say?  It made me laugh and I'm now retired and don't have time for such nonsense like cooking :))  I actually love to cook.

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

Lol

Passive Aggressive Humor

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Anna... this post is for you!!!  Okay, I think that I have to add Becky too!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

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