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Unfortunately, that's about what I've been doing lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

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Funny Reminders Ecard: Hey, autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift!

The funny part being that this exact thing is what sometimes sends me into anxiety overload!!!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

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BAHahahaha ohmygawd..YES!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Yes! You always have to say something off the wall when we ignore you and we get such a kick out of it. If you're so 'ballsy', you'd come say it to my face, you know where I live darling. You know my email, you know my number, if you really had anything to say to me, you'd find a way. Until you grow a pair, sit there in your pathetic life and shut the fuck up.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

Or I prepare myself for my last bite and then Justus stands there with his mouth open and I mourn while I feed it to him lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite.so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get closure.

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