Black Widow, Giggle, Button, Sotrue, So True, Funny Stuff, Hate Spiders
First, this made me laugh. Then, I had to think if I would push the button in an emergency. The answer is still debatable...
Funny thing is that this is so true because that's how scared of spiders I am. So I don't care we all just have to take one for the team. Lol!
Yep, if it was up to me to push that button, we'd all have to die!! And considering that that's a black widow ..
So true....if my responsibility was to push that button we would all die. I hate spiders!!!
lol I would definitely NOT go near the black widow guarding the emergency button!!!
HAHAH SO TRUE!!! I would not be going any where close to that Emergency button!
So true...right Phina? *giggles*
Hate Peaches, Juiciest Peach, Ripest Juiciest, Quotes Inspiration, Cant, So True, Favorite Quotes, Hates Peaches, Dita Von Teese
you can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. #quote #inspiration #motivation
"You can be the ripest juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches." #One of my favorite quote from my prev. TL :)
You cant make everyone happy
Worst Battle, Inspiring Quotes, Quotess, Life Quote, What If Quote, Citat Feelings, Quote Pictures, Inspirational Quotes, Inspiring Pictures
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inspirational Quote your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel
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The Good Vibe - Inspirational Picture Quotes
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Ha ha... True
Funny Drunk Quotes, Drunk Girls, Drunk Girl Humor, Drunk Friend Quotes, Funny But True, Girl Bathrooms, Funny Stuff, Drunk Quotes Friends, Drunk Humor Girls
If girls always treated each other like we do when we're drunk in the girl's bathroom then the world would be a much happier place.
If everyone only knew how many times I've said this... drunk girl bathroom conversation.. hands down, the best
right?! drunk girl bathroom line discussions are the best!
Absolutely haha #drunk #girls #bathroom #funny
drunk girls in the girls' bathroom | #funny
Drunk girls .... Bathroom talk.
Quote, drunk girls, bathroom.
Drunk Girl Bathroom Bestie
Funny but true
Giggle, Full Time, Today S Modern, I Pick, Modern Women, Healthy Dinner, Funny Stuff, So True, Modern Woman
Modern Woman. So TRUE. I pick fit and well groomed. That's 2 right? Oh wait and great sex life...but that goes without saying!
SO TRUE! http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. for-the-home #weightloss #health #weight loss
Today's Modern Woman: Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinner time). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. ... pick any two!
Today’s Modern Woman
True to yourself
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Sad but true! Stay true to yourself. Exactly why true friends are so special! Exactly why I am so blessed to have those friends! Love my friends.. #best friend #best friend memories #best friend memory
Sad but true! Stay true to yourself. Exactly why true friends are so special! I have learned this the hard way.. But I have learned people will let you down even the ones you thought were your best friends & in those moments the only one who will keep you a float is YOU. Don't let anybody else define or tell you who you are, dont let their words become your identity or get you down on YOU and who you know you are, that's true strength.
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Stay true to yourself. LOVE THIS SO TRUE
.Haha I'm lovin this so true quote
SO true, it's a hard life lesson.
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Every single time--this and I always feel guilty if I don't buy anything--especially if its a locally owned store!
"That awkward moment when you leave the shop without buying anything & all you can think is 'act natural, you're innocent'."
lol so true! Why do we feel guilty for going in a store and leaving without buying something?
funny that awkward moment you leave shop without buying and feel guilty funny quote
This totally made me laugh cause I have done this so many times: )
lol so true! I do this!....man I always feel guilty for nothing!
I thought I was the only one...giggle
haha so true! Why do I feel guilty!?
My Friend, Funny Laugh, My Life, My Dad, My Husband, So True, Funny Stuff, Someone S Laugh
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
True!!! This fits many people in my life... My father-in-law, my husband, my daughter, my friend Terri... I love a hearty laugh!!
This is my husband of 42 years: kind, responsible, very smart, humble, funny, honest who often has the unbounded good humor of an 8 year old...he still laughs at fart jokes, and it is so full of innocent joy that I laugh too. ak
This has been a competition between my dad and myself lately. Who can laugh funnier than the joke.
I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!
I love my dad's laugh.... I laugh harder at him then at a joke or funny movie ;0)
And the person with the funny laugh thinks they are laughing at the joke.
My friends say my life is almost always funnier than the joke.... -~-
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so true dont mess with my kids
Dont mess with my kids!
Buy Cupcakes, Cupcakes Happiness, My Life, Ice Cream, Funny Stuff, So True, Buyhappiness, Can T Buy
You can't buy happiness but you can buy #cupcakes and that's kind of the same thing! :-) #cupcakes #happiness #yummycupcakes #sandiego
"you can't buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes. and that's kind of the same thing." haha oh so true! #happiness #cupcakes
You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcake & doughnut & ice cream & chocolate & cookie & tea & books. And that's kind of the same thing...
So true!...You can't buy happiness, but you cam buy cupcakes....poster by Gayana via Esty words-to-live-by
Buy Local this Holiday Season #buylocal #buyhappiness #integralbody #sanfrancisco
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes - this is so true
You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes...my life motto :)
Chapstick Award, I Win, Wouldn T Win, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, Lose Mine, Haha So True
I've done it! And it is indeed one of my life's greatest achievements. I have a higher chapstick-award-to-chapstick-loss ratio than most actors do oscar-to-films-made ratios. :)
I think I've completely finished two in my life without losing them. I win! lol
haha so true. lose mine so quickly after i buy them for some reason
Chapstick Award - laughed and nobody was there to hear me!
Chapstick Award....I always end up losing mine....lol
Haha so true! I think I've done that once in my life!
Chapstick Award...I lose mine all the time...grrrr
Truth MY LIFE
Inspirational Quote, Words Of Wisdom, It S Better, Remember This, To Work, Be Kind, So True, Patient Heart
"It is better to be kind than to be right. We do not need an intelligent mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens" | Inspirational Quote
Sometimes its better to be kind than right. We do not need an intellegent mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens... :) So true!
Quote | Parenting | “Sometimes it is better to be kind than to be right. We do not need an intelligent mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens.” Words of wisdom to teach my child. That’s how we plant the seeds …
Sometimes it is better to be kind than to be right. We do not need an intelligent mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens. / Image via http://babytoboomer.com/2011/12/28/inspirational-quotes-on-life-living-growth-and-contentment/
Sometimes it's better to be kind than right.... I need to work on a patient heart that listens....
be kind- my life lesson
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If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she's constantly lied to about what 8 inches is (funny ecards, quotes, sex, love)
I accidentally dropped some gasoline and a match over there.: Things That Make Me Laugh, Giggle, Hoarder, Thoughts Exactly, Ecards, So Funny
Funny E-cards for Men | Dump A Day men doing house chores, funny quotes - Dump A Day
that's the best ecard of my life right there
My life at work....hahahahahahaha so true!!!
My life is sumed up with this quote!
True story ecard.. true story.
So true, it's my life...
Funny Quote, Sotrue, Funny But True, Soooo True, So True, Funny Stuff, Bring Beer, True Stories
So true...and so funny but true! Lol
don't even need to bring beer.
This is a true story! Haha
Hahaha true story! #humor
OMG SOOOO TRUE!!
True story .....
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I do hope that I remember this when I am in a position to be the possible dream killer! I hope it couldn't be further from my mind when it's my dream that could be killed!!!
So true!!! It only takes ONE Negative comment to TO KILL A Dream. Remember that NEXT TIME...
It only takes one negative comment to kill a dream. Remember that next time before you open your mouth and criticize others.
so true! Important to always remember this when talking to your children! I think this is important to remember when I'm a teacher as well.
"It only takes one negative comment..." #negative #critique #comment #poster #quote #saying #sign
It only takes ONE Negative comment TO KILL a dream. Remember that Next time. so true...
one negative comment. I should remember this as a teacher but I like to tell the truth.
Don´t kill dreams.
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Isn't this the truth? I wish all my pinterest favorites all magically appeared in my closet/home one morning!!!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Getting dressed in the morning would be so much easier if my pinterest closet were real.
Getting dressed in the morning would be so much easier if my pinterest closet were real. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Lol, this is so true! I wish that my pinterest closet was real! That would be awesome!
Funny stuff...and I don't even have a "Pinterest" closet.
A daily thought of mine. pinterest closet
Pinterest closet - dream closet
Seriously... My life.
(( giggle ))
Husband Quotes, Men Quotes Funny, Funny Work Out, Ecards Truths, Working Out Humor, Funny Stuff, Work Out Humor, So Funny, It Works
Ha ha I totally do this and it works... Most the time
I do this a lot and it works every time!!!
i have done this before, and it works.
Haha I do this all the time, it works!
It's so funny because it's so true...
so funny b/c it's sooooooooo true!
Ive been told it works. Lol
Amen! #husband quote
Night Lunch, Second Breakfast, Eating Schedule, Food Network/Trisha, Funny Stuff, Hobbit Meals, True Stories, Funnie
There are some days where I forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where I have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack.
forgetting to eat vs. Hobbit meals
Bahahaha. True story.
yep. true story.
True story! Lol
true story bro
:-) true story
ha! so true.