• Marmie

    betty white quote:) makes me laugh

  • Melissa Barajas

    I love this quote from Betty white! Be tough, grow a vagina! #humor

  • Amanda Owens

    haha Betty White always says funny stuff!

  • Michael Payne

    betty white quote:) damn truth

  • Kia Eby

    So true! "Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." -Betty White

  • Stacie Hatton

    Quote: "Why do people say, "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." ~Betty White

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