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Funny Breakup Ecard: The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend's ordinary accomplishments seem impressive. Bahahahaha my life

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

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That's how I feel right now. Its pretty sad that a lot of these older women talk more shit on people then the younger girls.

Sometimes I cant figure out if Im in preschool or high school.this is funny, but doesn't work for me.I work at a preschool.and sometimes a high school.

hahaha i would die -- Drive a girl insane, delete her #pinterest board. (And get your free backup from pin4ever.com, so it never happens to you!)

If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane.

"I enjoy singing rap lyrics that..."

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy singing rap lyrics that have absolutely no application to my daily life.

... I don't think so lol

'If a woman is upset, hold her & tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance & throw chocolate at her. quote & wisdom ~ listen up husband

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Argh this drives me crazy!

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

It's true. I ♡ u. All 3 of you.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney.

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