Omgsh @Brianna Lively this is so you and me! You never remember anything!
When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.
You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh
*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.
Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.
I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.
They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.
I'm going to introduce you to Pinterest. But first, please take a moment to say goodbye to your family & friends.