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I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Im well aware im not everyones cup of tea

Im well aware im not everyones cup of tea

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.

If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.

only to events where there may not be booze, where the booze may  be too expensive or I anticipate boring people.

only to events where there may not be booze, where the booze may be too expensive or I anticipate boring people.

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

Funny Workplace Ecard: In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Funny Workplace Ecard: In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.