Martha, Martha, Martha!

RIP a modern philosopher.

lmao

story of my life.

'Merica

Romeo and Juliet

Funny!

so true

Exactly.

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Like a good neighbor stay over there.

Uh - can I regift that?

soooo...true!

ha! yeah!

funny/not funny

Hee, tiny arms...

moms

Hah!

face wash commercials!