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But then again I'm not sorry because I warned you that I can't be held responsible for any injuries I cause once I've been tickled.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Capturing Inspirations: Turning 30: Avoid These Places If You Want to Feel Young

Only my moments are sometimes i feel like i'm 20 until i'm with 20 year olds and they make me feel much older. Until i'm with 30 year olds then i feel and it continues. Which i guess is fitting considering i'm

I actually prefer a  knerdy-knight with swag who wears shiny armor - fashioned from a  roll of aluminum foil -by his lady in waiting.  For obvious reasons, I won't let him touch that sharp metal cutter on the edge of the box.

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.

my mom always taught me not to waist - whoops, i mean waste...

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

I wore this in high school

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

hahah i wish!

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

Community Post: 20 Reasons It Sucks To Be An Introvert

"I promise I'm not rude. I'm just very awkward." - actually, I am a bit rude as well.

Story of my life

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

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