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Why is it when a certain coworker goes on vacation I feel like I am on vacation?

Funny Confession Ecard: Just thought I'd let you know I've been diagnosed with awesomeness. You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.

Hahahahaa this made me laugh since I've been complaining about all the shit that's been going on lately. Life's a bitch then you die!!!

I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, free time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes. #ecards

Just checked my bank account... It said 'Return everything you just bought, except the hooker heels...... you are going to need those'.