Two things a woman needs in life : Vodka and Channing Tatum. I prefer Crown same idea.

So this bitch...

AMEN.

HAHA!

Amen!!!

I'd like to Channing his Tatum.

Exactly!

Totally!

Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping. | Encouragement Ecard

Mum life

Hahaha.

Seriously.

E V E R Y D A Y

lol

Lol

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

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Yeah. This is me. And its true. I am right.

Warning.