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Today, the house wins. Now for some well earned couch time. Miss you baby.. If you're there..
My thoughts exactly. The better I look the messier my apartment looks lol
Thought maybe Erica should share this with Ryan.....LOL
Oh this is the absolute truth!
Yep!!!! True Story!
I choose ME! ;-)
Story of my life!
Haha so true!
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Pick any two
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phahahahaaaa i was like what? shut the front door i thought this was modern woman not super woman lol its hard enough doing ALL these things on the weekend!!!
Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.
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http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. for-the-home #weightloss #health #weight loss
Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.... Don't even have kids yet and this is already too accurate.
Today's Modern Woman - so true...
TODAY"S MODERN WOMAN...
I know all the shit you talk about me to your parents and your so called friends. ..its called the smear campaign...enjoy it while you can I hear the faint footsteps of karma coming and she owes you big time
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Lie quote. I do this all the time and it works
I do this all the time and it works
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Correction, fast, easy, cheap and HOT!
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Im really not... I dont really do fast food these days. but this is still funny!!
If we are what we eat, I'm fast cheap & easy...
Correction, fast, cheap, easy, and HOT!
fast, cheap & easy
retro giggles :)
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trust me this is true... the fire may smolder for a long time but she will burn it all down and out of the ashes... a Phoenix will rise.
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True story. Although I could never burn anything down.
True story, huh baby?
Exactly. Fire sign.
Fire signs... ;)
I dreamed my whole house was clean...
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I really do dream this....and when I discover the clean house, I'm skinny and have great hair too! Then I wake up.
I'd love to wake up to a clean house Saturday morning. I could only if I cleaned it Friday night.
Isn't this the truth...but, then I wake up to the same old, needing to be cleaned, house. :(
I dreamed my whole house was clean... and then I had to wake up to reality... yuck!
I dreamed my whole house was clean... (ahhh sweet dreams!)
Anne Taintor- Clean house
While on the trip with my sister to Imperial Beach last November, we decided to scurry over Seaport Village. In one of their bookstores, we came across some work by Ann Taintor. If you've never heard of her....you will NOW. The sis and I stood there for quite some time going through the different merchandise and just CRACKING up! Here is her website...http://www.annetaintor.com/ This woman is a genius! Her humor is right up my alley, too. The sis bought me 2 magnets and one grocery shopping list pad with THESE on them.... And my PERSONAL favorite: While looking at this magnet this morning (half awake TRYING to make coffee), I thought, "I haven't seen ALL of her work." I went to the website and was laughing my HEAD off!!! I found some more favorites, and thought I'd share... Me...in my younger years (and I STILL tend to do this...just not so much) LOL!!!! I want this one in poster size: I feel like this most of the time with my rice cakes: Weenie's NOT an idiot, but I thought this was rather true for some of the other guys I know: We ALL know one of these: Come on ladies...we ALL have felt this way: I had this dream last night: There are a LOT more on the website (I just chose my favorites). Please go take a look! There are also stories from the families of some of these women that posed for the pictures. If you want a consist ant laugh (especially early in the morning), you need to purchase some of these magnets. It never fails...I laugh every morning!
a sometimes perfect quote that made me giggle ;o) Enjoy!
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this is def not inspirational but i just think it's a funny quote haha Oh and it has to deal A LOT with my life right about now!
May seem harsh, but it's how I feel. You can't say one thing and do another. You either love me or hate me. Pick one!
So true! Some people keep you hanging... Game playing
You fuck... i don't know why this is so funny.
The amount of times I've thought this...
My life. Just tell me!
Ha! Too much truth!
HAHA. well said!!
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Haha! I still love the weekend though...even if sleep ins are a thing of the past!
Funny but not so true for me, I love the weekend with my kiddies!! <3
No matter what the weekends hold, I'm still up at the crack of dawn.
I love being a mom... but it sure can be a tiring job!
I used to live for the weekend. Now I'm like eh! Lol!
funny...at least Dad is home on the weekends.
Happy Friday to all the moms out there!
Oh wait...lol.....i hate the weekends!
Doesn't matter if it's the weekend.
Don't judge me for the choices I make when you don't know the options I had to choose from.
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Pinterest...It's like Fantasy Football for girls!! Hehe! Love it!
Hahaha I love this! #sotrue #pinterest #girls #fantasyfootball
Fantasy Football for Girls haha so true
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If you 'don't give a shit', are you then still connected? Can you still give love or receive love in honesty?
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The perfect tell it how it is quote... love it, live it SkullyBloodrider.
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Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.
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Something for me to think about - I already know that forgiveness is something I do for myself because holding onto hurt/pain can be toxic. The reality though is that not all forgiveness may come with a second chance...sometimes forgiveness comes with letting go...hmmm....
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I think there are two kinds of forgiveness. The kind where you forgive you're also giving them a second chance, or the kind where you forgive and move on without them. Use them both wisely. -s.b.
This is so TRUE! Some people think that forgiveness includes keeping them in your life. Sometimes forgiveness means forgiving and moving on so you can be happy!
"I think there are two kinds of forgiveness, the kind that when you forgive you're also giving them another chance, or the kind where you forgive, but move on without them. Use them both wisely." #quote #quotes #truth #wisewords #forgive #forget #moveon #byefelicia #goodriddance
Two kinds of forgiveness: you forgive and give them a second chance or when you forgive them but move on without them.
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Two kinds of forgiveness... Choose wisely
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hahaha This social media site that was founded in 2010. Imagine an online pinboard that allows you to store and share the best of images that you find online. That’s Pinterest. Recipes, books, crafts, sports or favorite tv shows, even world news. The sky’s the limit and the goal is connection; connecting with people of similar interest and sharing your gold. What an awesome concept! http://pinterest4biz.com
So true! Which means I have bigger balls than any man has ever naturally had!
Ha. I bet you still have bigger balls than me.....
you don't have bigger balls than me... True story
Big balls. So true!
So funny, so true!
I got big balls
Rumors you hear about me are as true as the ones I hear about you.
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"Remember the rumors that you hear about me are as true as the ones that I hear about you" #quotes #rumors via http://mw2f.blogspot.com/2013/11/best-facebook-picture-quotes-27.html
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This is exactly perfect!!! We all need to remember this when gossiping.
I love this to many people spreading rumors with out knowing if it truth
Exactly. Ask me if they're true. I guarantee I'll tell you the truth.
Yep so true! Rumors.... #BS
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Food for thought...
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LOL....this is one of my BIGGEST pet peeves. REALLY!!?? Wait until I am done and then by all means speak.
One of my biggest pet peeves, interrupting me while I'm talking! This has been my life lately!
Biggest pet peeve in my life!!! Don't interrupt it makes you look like an idiot.
BIGGEST PET PEEVE. INTERRUPTING. UGH. Thank You eCards.
one of my biggest pet peeves... So true!
That S**t drives me CRAZY!
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What an interesting quote! "Love me or hate me. Both are in my favor ... If you love me, I'll always be in your heart ... If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." William Shakespeare
Which is why I refuse to hate anyone. No one gets to have that kind of control over me. :) 21 Best William Shakespeare Quotes | Deseret News
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Happens every time!
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Happens every time! Only one of the reasons I truly despise Walmart.
Story of my life, CLASSIC!!!!.. en walmart, target y dax porque no!!!
This is true! I hate Walmart for that reason!!
Walmart, Target, Publix...yeah that sums it up!
This is my life...except usually at Target.
Story of my life..... Walmart or Target!
Damn Walmart. Happens all the time.
Life story. This is my mom.
my life story :(
So true!! I am made complete in Christ :)
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I'm Not Searching for my Other Half ~ Because I'm Not a Half <<>> I am all of Me and all you can See, as a Whole Human Being, that Excepts Nothing but 100% More of the Other Half (-: :-)
I'm NOT searching for my other half, because I'm NOT a half! #quote #wisdom #love
"I'm not searching for my other half because I'm not half."
I'm not searching for my other half......
never thought of this before !!!!!
Election Day: the day I find out which of my friends are smart and attractive and which are Democrats......