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Funny College Ecard: This is either going to be a great success, or we're going to have a great story to tell.so basically we're on the verge of greatness.

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

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Funny Friendship Ecard: your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

Nothing shows maturity better than a good public fight on the Internet. Oh look, they turned on the caps lock. This is serious now.

Nothing shows maturity better than a good public fight. Oh look, they turned on the caps lock. This is serious now.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Work sucks. Now accepting applications for 'Sugar Daddy'.

I was and now she's in Heaven and I'm hoping to meet her some day and I'll still be the big sister only this time I'll not only be older.I'll REALLY be the BIG sister

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience... #ParentingEcards

Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience... #ParentingEcards

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

.....it's funny to hear and amusing. DONE

it's funny to hear and amusing.

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