ROFL, so, i may or may not have said this to Tash. :x
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To no end, this is my mother. @Mallory Puentes Wiedenkeller @Renee Peterson Wiedenkeller @Kelsey Myers Wiedenkeller
Lol parenting at its finest. This is so me. Even though my son is 16.
I actually tell my kids things like this! Damn school bullies!
Logan starts school next week...that's all I'm saying :)
Never fails at the playground there is always one kid
You want to see bat crap crazy? Mess with my kids.
this is going to be me when my son starts school!
This will be me! Don't mess with my kid. Hahaha
This sounds JUST like my sister My aunt ^__^
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now honey, you know i don't encourage violence. but if he picks on you again, you punch that little bastard in the throat! | Family Ecard
don't encourage violence~ we had a moment like this when Blake told us a big kid at school was being mean to him
*** this applies to my boys... Gett'n real sick of the bullying and or even jealousy from certain kids... What my children wear and what they get as gifts~ NO, they are not copying!!! My children have style, as well as their parents~ Haa Haa ***
I have pretty much said this to my boy. Sorry little brats all over the world you dont get to mess with my kid.
Funny Family Ecard: now honey, you know i don't encourage violence. but if he picks on you again, you punch that little bastard in the throat!
I Don't Encourage Violence, but....I WILL encourage my kid to defend herself
This is what I want to say when kids pick on my boys.
For real though...
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Free, Family Ecard: Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6. . . Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single.
Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6. . . Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
bahah! SO true. I cringe every time I see a minivan with kid stickers on the back.
True, true... but I still like my stick figure family on my mini-van! :)
lmao. So funny. Love it! Never understand the stick figure families.
Guilty. At least I have zombie family stickers on my minivan...
Haha! I hate those stick figure family stickers AND minivans!
Lol I love this. It should be a bumper sticker
that's funny stuff!
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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Go ahead and act like Mom-of-the-Year on Facebook, but don't forget some of us know you in real life. Lol
Go ahead and act like Mom-of-the-Year on Facebook, but don't forget some of us know you in real life. | Cry For Help Ecard
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Go ahead and act like Mom-of-the-Year on Facebook, but don't forget some of us know you in real life. Actually one of us has been forced to deal with your sorry ass!!
Hahahaha... This is so true for some people I know!
Ohhhhhh so funny!!!!!!
like mother, like daughter
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Oh my goodness!!!! My daughter does things & I think "OMG she's my mini me", but when I do/say things my mother would I'm like "OMG I am my mothers daughter!" LOL
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;) #mom #daughter DAMN RIGHT!!!
We are our mother's daughter's!
;) #mom #daughter haha so true
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Mothers & Daughters
;) #mom #daughter
9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. - ecard meme - Humor me - Random Funnies
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true story in my case...all my awesomeness is from my mom...and all my character flaws are from my dad.
In my childrens case, they definitely got that shit from me...
And this is true in my children's cases, of course.
Completely true in my children's case
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.
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Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. @Dinorah Mosa Mosa Mosa Mosa Mosa Vazquez @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Marie
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. Check out the website to see more
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. --->comes at a perfect time. She knows me tol well that Leslie!
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. BRANDY??? Are you up for it?
I don't know what any of this stuff means but its too funny! Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to liquor runs in the car.
My kind of run...funny stuff
Funny Family Ecard: The nice thing about using a slow cooker is that the kids let you know at 8 a.m. that they will not eat dinner. It eliminates a day's worth of suspense on the issue.
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Lol! Your better off never looking stuff up on the Internet! #ecards #someecards #rottenecards #funny #quotes #humor
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So true!!! Story of my life.
so true. -- my life.
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My mom always says this!!!
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True story. omg this is soooo my family!!! no one calls me back!!!!
True story haha! No one in my family ever answers their phones!
This is so my life!! My family never answers their phone!
True story!! this is my family to a T gees
When my Family doesn’t Answer the Phone
Haha! all the time... funny-stuff
so true!! Story of my life!!!
So true! Made me laugh...
Every single time
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This is my life. - Actually it's the boyfriend who decides it's a good time to poop.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 88 Pics. LMAO!!! This is so my son
Every. Single. Time. Seriously this the story of my life!!!!!
I'm sorry, this is too good not to share. And so true!
So true!!! Haha!!! My son does this EVERY TIME!!!
So true.....this is soooo my son....!!!
Not my son, my husband!! Every time!!
So true...every single time!
Haha!! True story
im so telling my kids this!
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"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser." I can see my sister telling her kid this.
I'm going to be a great mother. Clarification: the kind who gives solid advice like this. Not the kind with lunch money on the dresser. :P
next time the bully asks you for lunch money tell him you left it on his mothers dresser hahahhaha
because well it's never too soon for a good your mom joke kids
If I had a kid this would be exactly what I would tell them
Something I would tell my children!
Gonna tell my son to say that! ha!
This is called good parenting!
Parenthood! so funny
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Oh my god I TOTALLY give the death glare and then inform the person that we are now going to listen to the song five more times because they wouldn't shut up!!
I have seriously told my kids to shut up so I could hear. Whoopsy.
My BIGGEST pet peeve! If I'm jammin, please shut up!
So true.. shut up during bat out of hell
favorite part of the song #ecards
i just died from laughing
This e-card is spot on.
hahahahaha! funny stuff
I'm going to have to remember this line.
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Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Yes, I know I the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home the hospital.
Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Yes, I know I the meanest mom in the world. They made me sing a contract before I could bring you home the hospital....Lol, in a couple of years, I'll probably hear this!
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Funny Mother's Day Ecard:
Funny Mother's Day
haha not nice but it's how I feel sometimes...
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Me on a bad nights sleep + a lack of coffee = this exactly LOL I have to have my Morning Coffee or else!
Me on a bad nights sleep + a lack of coffee = this exactly....heheheheheehe....i know the feeling!
Me on a bad nights sleep + a lack of aspartame and caffeine = this exactly
Me on a bad nights sleep + a lack of coffee = this exactly
Me on a bad nights sleep + no breakfast = this
Me on a bad nights sleep + uab = this exactly
Me on a bad nights sleep + no crossfit
Bahahahaha basically every morning
Bahahahaha... sounds like me
hahaha! Casual Friday, Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, Call in Sick Thursday...sounds perfect! #funny #work #business #someecards
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In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.
@Kelsey Nielsen too real? :) Putting this on our office bulletin board
omg so funny...work week...@Laura Serrano you this would fly?? ;) jk
Dream job-Completely agree with this
Lmao....that is some funny stuff!
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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
at the rate im going, my friends grand kids will baby sit my kids
haha soo true! story of my life.. @doreen bautista
Story of my life. so funny lmao
Too true... story Of my life!
.haha so true
Seriously... Is this too much to ask??
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Funny Baby Ecard: I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself.
I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself. Vacation would be nice too
Funny Baby Ecard: I dont need a big, fancy vacation. Id be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
@Kim Schukar @Kara Asay Gehrt @Stacy Birney @Chelsea Sullivan @Danielle Ostrand I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself.
This is so true, hopefully on our fancy vacation I will get to lock the door!
very true! i would actually like a big, fancy vacation too, though!
But a big fancy vacation wouldn't hurt either ; )
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So TRUE in my life
bahaha. my life.
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"It's really common" for new moms to "lose themselves" in their kid. I didn't lose myself - they are pretty much the only peopIe I know and that's ok cause they ain't little long.
My life...wouldn't want it any other way!
Very true!!! My baby is my life!!!
Pretty much sums up my life.
My life....and I love it
Yep! Story of my life!
My life and I love it!
Story of my life haha
Haha!!! My life.
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i imagine there will be many moments like these in my life if my children are anything as mischievous as their uncle, father or grandfather
Go to your happy place, because you're about to be mad mom | Pinned by Itzy Ritzy | #itzyritzy #ecard #funny #humor #moms #parenting #motherhood
Funny Confession Ecard: My name is ______. I am a Disney Addict! I am guilty of LAUGHING, wearing mouse ears, hugging characters and being happy! What are you addicted to? Me and MY life! Ha!!
Happy place. Misty Yarbrough remember this next time Paizley does something!
Hahaha so MY life except my son would say the dog did it
This describes my life with my son these days..
The truth about parenting, told through e-cards
The moment you become a parent.