Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards
When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.