Idiotic Turd Canoe!
This is so me except mine say "Don't Answer"
Laugh out loud
quotes & sayings <3
I freaking love christmas but this is funny haha
Things that make me laugh
Quotes worth quoting
Shit That's Fresh
This woman is my hero.
Would save many people the embarrassment
Setting multiple alarms because you’ll never wake up and snooze every single one. I have to get up at 4:45 every morning...this is my life
anything and everything
I love these.
why do we feel safe under blankets? it's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "i'm gonna kill--ahh damn! she's under a blanket..." HA! #sotrue
saving the world...one postman at a time