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Bahahaha, sorry about the language, but this is soooo me.
true story =)
There are things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I'm gonna say them anyway. SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.
I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
When I worked in the office, Chuck would arrive in the morning smiling, singing & asking how I was. I would turn to him, glowering my disapproval and this was my response. Apparently, he drank his coffee at home.
I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.
Sorry I accidentally posted that terrible picture of you on facebook that I looked really hot in.
Then I wouldn't have such a hard time picking one. It'd be a no brainer.
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Oh so very true.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, but if you continue to scream like that I'm going to act like I don't know you.
No One Would Ever Commit Crimes (If Spider Man's super power was shooting spiders out of his hands.)
I've always said I refuse to date a woman that doesn't swear. You have 3 dates to utilize 'fuck' appropriately otherwise it's not going to work...