They promise you heaven
What happens in the tomb, STAYS in the tomb! :P - holesinthefoam.us...
Sad but true
Probably the best thing Ricky Gervais ever said!
This makes me so mad. It's not supposed to be funny. And yes you are supposed to be amazed. You people clearly don't know what you're missing by not believing in God.
#Scientology - too crazy for CHARLES MANSON.
Precisely! The #bindersfullofwomen is a #symbol for everything that is wrong with the Republican attitude toward women! #WaronWomen
Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
god is lazy, you work hard. 100% for you! Applebees jokes never get old. ~ Applebees should never have fired the server!