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  • Andrea Stam

    haha! SO true!! @Meredith Dlatt Friermood

  • Daniela Valdez

    Left over wine? :-o

  • Julija Toplak

    The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine? hahahaha so #funny

  • Lindsey LemonDrop

    Funny Weekend Ecard: The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine?

  • Katrina Wilson

    The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. Seriously what's left over wine?!

  • Deanna Shaw

    There's no such thing as leftover wine in my life

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