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haha! SO true!! @Meredith Dlatt Friermood
Left over wine? :-o
The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine? hahahaha so #funny
Funny Weekend Ecard: The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine?
The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. Seriously what's left over wine?!
There's no such thing as leftover wine in my life
Yeahhh....I do this every night. Doing it right now, in fact lol
Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.
Gone are the days of feeling guilty for drinking three bottles of wine on a random Tuesday.
I get that dead stare from people and the head shake that seems to ask, "Okay, and?"
When I worked in the office, Chuck would arrive in the morning smiling, singing & asking how I was. I would turn to him, glowering my disapproval and this was my response. Apparently, he drank his coffee at home.
I'm right 98% of the time. The other 3% is when I have to solve math problems.
*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'
Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasam. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of.
Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30 a.m. like nobody's business. TOTALLY!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some days, there comes a time when no matter what the question is, the answer is wine.
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.