Apparently clutter is often associated with high intelligence. I like to think it's because we're focused on more important things. JS Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.
If I could only share. However, this is pretty public. All you need to know is that we deal with someone this ridiculous in our household on a fairly regular basis. Except this person refuses to go to Walmart entirely.... like no matter what. What an idiot.