Wooden Spoon Survivor

Wooden Spoon Survivor

💓 you can't wear this everyday if I buy you one baby. 😘👸🏼😝 and I don't have any story for you. I'm tired and already fallen asleep twice. I had a fun day and it was really awesome of Jeremy to get such a great bottle of tequila.

EXACTLY! Especially annoying coming from someone who doesn't have to watch their diet and has absolutely no clue how difficult the struggle can be!

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I turned 50 and discovered my sexuality. Unfortunately, I can’t find my vagina. | Snarkecards

I turned 50 and discovered my sexuality. Unfortunately, I can’t find my vagina. | Snarkecards

You Know That You Are In Texas When: The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

You Know That You Are In Texas When: The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

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